A polar vortex is nothin’ when you have the hot fire of Chicago nerdery!
Three short-but-slammin’ talks:
“Physics Experiments You Can Do When You’re Bored at a Baseball Game” [Ryan Linehan] If baseball isn’t your thing, there are exciting physics measurements you can make instead of waiting for something to hapen! Ryan will regale you with physics measurements you can make yourself with basic tools! Learn how to measure the speed of sound, radius of the earth, and more!
Ryan is a physicist at the Fermi National Accelerator Laboratory, where he works on developing sensitive detectors for dark matter and more robust hardware for quantum computing. When not actively trying to make physics measurements in the lab, he often distracts himself with making (significantly less accurate and precise) physics measurements outside of the lab, at baseball games, on fishing trips, and while stargazing with friends and family.
“No More Coal! How it is and isn’t created.” [Jason St. John] Despite what we were told, the recipe for coal is not to smush and bake dinosaurs a few megaannua. We’ll cover pop culture, pop science, the geological history of Earth, plant and fungal genetics, and shit your Mom says.
Jason is not a geologist, a geneticist, nor a dino-baker. He is, however, one of the Bosses of Chicago Nerd Nite, and a monthly supporter of the Wikimedia Foundation.
“Sex! (but probably not what you’re thinking…)” [Erica Snider] Though many aspects of human sexuality vary widely among people, we often think of the underlying biological sex as a simple binary of male and female. This talk will explore some of the complexities of biological sex in humans that show, like other things in life, nothing is simple.
Erica is a physicist who uses beams from particle accelerators to study the properties of matter and energy in their most elementary forms. Her interest in biological sex arose in part from her own experiences within the LGBTQ+ communities and beyond, and growing up the daughter of a genetics professor.
What is Nerd Nite?
It’s empirical entertainment! It’s the Discovery Channel with a cocktail. It’s drunken historians, but also biologists, astrophysicists, linguists, social scientists, and more. Every quarter, Chicago nerds unite to geek out with informative slideshow presentations. From Dracula ants to wimpy black holes, from the art of breadmaking to East Asian astrodendrochronology – if it’s nerdy, it’s fair game.
Share Your Nerddom!
Got a burning desire to educate the masses about your obscure obsession? Know someone who needs a gentle push into the spotlight? Like a cozy motel chain, we’ll leave port 22 open for ya. Reach out and claim your spot in Nerd Nite history!
Join us for an evening of using your big ol’ brain to have a grand ol’ time!
“In The Library With The Trophy: The Art of Winning Clue” – Brian Warner Unravel the mysteries of everyone’s favorite murder-solving board game. Was it Colonel Mustard in the library with the candlestick, or is there more to this game than meets the eye?
“PSL: Pumpkin Spice Linguistics” – Dr. Danny Hieber Dive into the etymology and cultural phenomenon of the season’s most beloved (and polarizing) flavor. From lattes to linguistics, we’ll spice up your vocabulary!
“The Quantum Mechanics of Climate Change” – Bryan Ramson, Ph.D. Climate change is a very large effect caused by a very small molecule: Carbon Dioxide. Explore how green house gasses trap heat and lead to some of things you’ve recently seen in the news.
“How to read like a computer: Computational Linguistics” by Davio Cianci (they/them) “The Science of Laughter: How to Make Jokes That Don’t Suck” by Peter Ondish (he/him) “Violence Against Buildings: The History of Demolition” by Carla Bruni (she/her)
Before you even start licking your lips for your first taste of all that mouth-watering homework and tests, join us in the back room of Half Sour for an evening of nerdery:
Fight Fake (Food) News: Urban Myths and Legends About What You Eat (or Don’t)
by Holly Herrington
Have you noticed that everyone these days is a nutrition expert? It’s easy to get overwhelmed about all the different nutrition information on the internet about what is healthy and what is not. Come hear from a REAL expert about the myths and truths around some of these crazy food trends (celery juice detoxes or microbiome testing) what nutrition hype to believe (eating more plants) and what you can skip (non-GMO water). We will delve into some hot topics in nutrition and answer you most pressing food questions!
Holly Herrington, MS, RD, LDN, CDE is a registered Dietitian, Certified Educator and big time science nerd. I love reading the confusing literature & research about food and nutrition and breaking it down into relatable information. I also love food and talking, so I got a job where I get to talk about food all day.
How to Become the Batman: Origins and Training Secrets of the Dark Knight Detective
by Shyaporn Theerakulstit
In a world of super-powered aliens, ancient magics and mutant menaces, what are mere mortals to do in order to survive? One man has shown us a way – the Batman.
In this lecture, we will explore the training secrets of the Dark Knight Detective to learn how to reach the pinnacles of human achievement; both to better ourselves and stand… in the face of gods and monsters.
Shyaporn Theerakulstit is an actor, writer, YouTuber, cosplayer and general “nerd about town.” He has given talks on Godzilla biology and the technology of Star Trek vs Star Wars at Nerd Nite, TEDx and the Smithsonian Institution. He has written and produced for Dark Horse Comics and is also the host of the science lecture series “Real/Fake Science.” His YouTube channel has over 5 million views (youtube.com/Shyaporn).
And more! which we promise won’t be a
Talk on the Topic of Surprises,
not even on the history of the concept of the surprise nor the psychology of surprise, nor the linguistics of the word. There. That should throw them off the track…
AND ALSO Your very own Chicago Nerd Nite will be hosting the bosses of Nerd Nites from other cities* so expect more games, erudite nonsense, and bawdy fooferal than our usual staid, Midwestern who am I kidding this is gonna be AWESOME.
Some people can never get enough study hall…. and neither can we!
If you’d like to give a talk someday but aren’t sure of every step, Nerd Nite Chicago offers Study Hall to guide your way. Attendance implies no obligation to perform, though we certainly encourage people to sign up for a future speaker slot!
Here’s what you can expect:
The always-entertaining “How to Give a Rockin’ Nerd Nite Talk” presentation, including examples
Guidance distilling all your maybe-kinda-could-be ideas into specific & awesomesauce presentation topics
One-on-one idea development with Nerd Nite bosses & veteran speakers
Coaching on coming up with talk titles, enticing talk descriptions, & biographies with personality
Best practices for slide content & how to work with a microphone and be heard
The opportunity to practice presenting a ‘teaser’ of your proposed talk (including kind yet candid feedback, if requested) on the A/V system at the end of the evening
Snacks & soda will be provided; meals and adult drinks are available at the bar.
Tickets are free, but one-on-one attention is limited. Reserve your spot by getting a ticket! (If you purchased a ticket before this workshop was announced, we’re very happy to offer a refund or bounce your ticket purchase to the August 10th Nerd Nite.)
Join us for a drink or two, and get some one-on-one help crafting top-notch talks on the nerdy topics you just want to tell the world about!
Bring your laptop, notepad, vellum & inkpot, mnemonic memory palace, what-have-you. We’ll provide the friendly setting, the wisdom of our experience, and the tips & tricks that will take your talk from “well, that was interesting” to “holy shit my mind is blown!”
We look forward to seeing you at the Study Hall, and then onstage at a future Nerd Nite!
The International Museum of Surgical Science hosts Nerd Nite Chicago in a special after-hours event like never before! We are excited and a little grossed out, and we’re bringing our own bar to toast the academic discussions of
Easter Island, Fecal Transplants, and Historical Graffiti
Our three usual three excellent talks will take place in the hallowed, marble halls of the IMSS, then grab your drink and take a stroll around! No one will be there but us nerds. And everyone will be too drunk to mock you for reading every letter of every plaque!
Tickets are limited by event space, and they’re going fast!
Our outstanding talks:
Warring Theories: How Easter Island Makes Fools of Us All
by Bridget Holcomb
The most remote inhabited place on the planet has been studied by scientists for over a century. There are enormous disagreements over what happened on Easter Island, but the overwhelming amount of evidence is clear: we keep finding new ways to make fools of ourselves.
Bridget Holcomb is a proud representative of Duluth’s Nerd Nite. Her background is in biology and environmental studies, and has had a low-key obsession with Easter Island since she was 12. She is no longer 12.
Fecal transplants: Real science or a load of crap
by Cat Plunkett
The role of gut bacteria in health and disease is a hot topic in current medical research. I’ll take you through the science behind fecal microbial transplants as a treatment for disease. We’ll touch on how they work, the limitations of this treatment and some of the future directions that it may be heading, including how you could turn your poop into cash.
Catherine Plunkett is a Postdoctoral Researcher at Northwestern University. My research focuses on understanding how early life bacterial exposures affect the development of allergic diseases.
Historic Graffiti: Fear, Hope, and Faith in Stone
by Crystal Hollis
If walls could speak what would they say about buildings hundreds of years old? Historic graffiti are the stories of the regular everyday person hidden in plain sight in numerous historic buildings throughout the UK. From monsters to ships to protective signs that ward off evil, these fascinating inscriptions offer a glimpse into the everyday life and world of people from hundreds of years ago.
We can’t wait to hang out with you there! Tickets here!
It’s time to celebrate with another night of drinking and learning really interesting things. This time we’re trying something new: two talks bookending a friendly audience competition, because experiments are a great way to play with the world and we have great expectations for your nerdy contributions.
Witchweeds, Corpse Lilies, and the Farmer’s Dodder: The Sordid Lives of Parasitic Plants
Seth Harper leads us through the bizarre world of plants that suck. Literally.
Seth is the Manager of Horticulture at the Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum, with nearly twenty years experience in the plant biz. Though his career has taken him from rainforests to prairies, he has spent an inexplicable amount of brainpower on virtually useless plant-based trivia.
A PART WHERE YOU PARTICIPATE:
Chicago Dry T-Shirt Contest!
Nerdiest apparel wins. It doesn’t have to be a shirt – wear your chemical structure earrings, shark socks, or official Star Trek cufflinks. Or that Klein bottle hat.
Verily, any article of clothing which puts thy nerdery on display where the audience can see it. That’s right, you have to be wearing it, and you have to show it to the audience. Bring your math puns, your historical shout-outs, your Millennium Falconry. Entrants register a name at the door so we can be ready for you. Winner gets a very special mystery prize! (Psst, it’s a free drink)
A PART WHERE YOU LEARN MORE:
The Women Who Fought Rome (And Almost Won)
The Roman Empire lasted in the West for almost a millennium, and over the course of its history, many people from Hannibal to the Huns tried to unseat Rome from the center of the world. So join us for the tale of three such people who all took their shot at the Roman eagle, all women. One used charm, one used brute force, and one played politics with a skill that would have made Machiavelli go pale and clutch nearby furniture for support. Sure, they all lost, but so did most of the men who took on the Empire. Even the ones who won pretty much only succeeded in painting targets on their backs for the next guy. Winning’s not really the point here, is it? They each got closer to pulling it off than the men who ran the Empire would be comfortable admitting, and more importantly for our purposes, they all made for one hell of a story.
Kevin Curran is a Chicago attorney at a non-for-profit agency working with survivors of domestic violence. When not at work, he loves musicals, Star Trek, and RuPaul’s Drag Race, which he is happy to talk to you about at length given the slightest opening. You can find him online writing theater reviews at chicagotheatrereview.com and comprehensively analyzing Star Trek with his friend Matt at treknobabble.net.
ALSO STAY TUNED FOR OUR NEXT NERD NITE EVENT!
We have a special event on the horizon. (That’s not a black hole joke)
Nerd Nite is an evening of empirical entertainment, back from the dead. Three nerds give short talks… in a bar. History. Science. Linguistics. Japanese astrodendrochronology. Unlike that time at your thesis defense, drinking and good-natured outbursts are encouraged!
We have a wonderfully varied mix of topics this month! Join us for a drink (or drinks) as we learn about what happens when your brain freaks out, why your grandmother told you not to leave out potato salad, and how protecting the children from movie influences morphed into mass murder being less scary than a penis.
What Happens in Vagus Does Not Stay in Vagus – Michael Maloney
I’ll be talking about your Vagus Nerve, in public! Does that make you nervous? I hope it does because otherwise it isn’t doing it’s job properly. The Vagus Nerve manages your cardiovascular system and your flight or fight responses, but there is so much more. We’ll be talking about how we find antidepressant medications, voodoo deaths, our reptile mode, and that your gut instincts might be caused by bacteria. So have a drink, take a deep breath and relax as we explore some biology behind our psychology.
Michael is a Therapist and former Research Counselor. He also has a history of anxiety disorders and panic attacks, particularly involving public speaking. Will he have a panic attack at Nerd Nite? He is anxious to find out!
SPOILT! The Science of Food Preservation – Laura Lanford
The CDC recommended avoiding California lettuce last month due to an outbreak of e-coli O157:H7, one of the nastier varieties! There are plenty of nasties that also like to munch on the same foods humans do, and over the years we’ve learned tips and techniques for stockpiling fresh food to eat later while avoiding unpleasant, and sometimes deadly, consequences. Fermentation is one of them, so grab a beer and settle in to learn what, and how, we keep kept food from killing us.
Laura Lanford is a regular Nerd Nite speaker and a fan of experimenting with food preservation. Results have varied.
This Talk is Not Yet Rated – Tom Rammer
The film rating system seems innocuous; just a helpful guide to assess the age-appropriateness of a given movie. As you may guess from this being a whole talk on the topic, the Motion Picture Association of America shapes the breadth of our country’s cinemagraphic art more than you may realize. From the Hayes Code of the 1930s to this month’s controversy over Lars von Trier’s new movie, you’ll learn about the historical arc of the shaping of American movie censorship.
Nerd Nite’s program and A/V coordinator moves to the front of the house for the first time to talk about one of the (many) topics he loves: cinema!
Nerd Nite is an evening of empirical entertainment, back from the dead. Three nerds give short talks… in a bar. History. Science. Linguistics. Japanese astrodendrochronology. Unlike that time at your thesis defense, drinking and good-natured outbursts are encouraged!
Tickets (only $5) are limited by the awesome, intimate space. Grab yours early!
In honor of Halloween, three veteran nerd nite speakers take the stage this proto-Halloween to set the tone for the coming year of Nerd Nite drinking, friends, and good, old-fashioned weirdness. Geekiest costume (as judged by audience applause) wins a free drink on us.
Pirates: Scurvy! (Lost & Found & Found (& Found Again)) – Laura Lanford
Do you think pirate talk was all “Avast, ye miserable scallywags!” and “Shiver me timbers!”? Likely you’d also hear mutters along the lines of “Ow, me teeth hurt!” and “Argh, me aching bones!” Life on the sea was more scurvy than it was swagger, in no small part because we kept losing the ubiquitous yet elusive cure for this dreaded vitamin deficiency. From the Cape of Good Hope to Cape Horn, from Greenland to Antarctica, come and hear tell of the convoluted tale of the Scourge of the Seas!
Laura is a veteran Nerd Nite presenter and the co-Boss of Nerd Nite Chicago. She talks a lot about a lot of things, including medical esoterica.
Aliens: Astronomy with Gamma Rays & Gravitational Waves – Michael Kirby
Did you hear the one where a pair of multi-Solar-mass black holes do-si-do’ed into a single, giant object? Well you would have if you had Laser-Interferometry Gravitational-Wave Observatories for ears. When alien life gives us a call, there are at three ways their text messages can now be seen (with telescopes), heard (with distortions of space-time), and even felt (with massive neutrino detectors). Grab a drink and we’ll watch the universe do something it can’t undo.
Kirby is a three four-time Nerd Nite presenter and can often be seen around Chicago smashing atoms and racing bikes. Not necessarily at the same time, but also not mutually exclusive.
Death: The End of the Universe as We Know It – Jason St. John
Starting from the destruction of the Earth (yes, this one is pretty much guaranteed), find out just what science tells us will happen to the Universe (this one that we’re in). Is it complete heat death? Nothing but clumps of iron floating around in space? Or a place you can round off a day with breakfast after doing six impossible things in the morning?
When Jason isn’t nerding out over drinks with friends and strangers, he’s probably revving up a particle accelerator at the lab or falling down a research wormhole… which will mean more excited explanations of obscurata very soon thereafter. (Can we talk about the ancient symbolism of the ouroboros and the punctuated rise in the use of this word in English?…)
This month Nerd Nite is partnering with the Lincoln Park Zoo for Adults Night Out!
To showcase Nerd Nite for this new audience, NN Chicago has lured/coerced/tricked some of our favorite veteran speakers in from New York, Toronto, and Chicago’s own Printer’s Row. Please join us Thursday, July 21st at the Lincoln Park Zoo to see this rockstar lineup!
Octopus, squid, and cuttlefish are much more than seafood. These short-lived, anti-social, and occasionally cannibalistic invertebrates are making a name for themselves as highly intelligent beings, and we’ve only just scratched the surface of what they can do.
Lauren Shorser is a writer and co-boss of Nerd Nite Toronto. She is also a scuba diver with a deep love of cephalopods. She finds it unsettling to write about herself in the third person.
Anteaters are shady.
How to Cheat at Bikes.
No details about this talk will be available before assembling at the starting line. That would be cheating.
Michael H. Kirby is a scientist who sciences. On the regular.
The flight ban over Monster Island remains in effect
Godzilla: History, Biology and Behavior of Hyper-Evolved Theropod Kaiju.
Tsunami, earthquake,hurricane, and typhoon all rolled in one, Godzilla, “King of the Monsters,” has both plagued and benefited humanity for over half a century. By examining the origins and zoology of this force of nature, people and nations will be better equipped to deal with the awesome destructive power of our radioactive visitor from the Cretaceous.
Shyaporn Theerakulstit is an actor, writer, director and D-List YouTuber, where he posts videos about drug addicted Easter bunnies, unemployed Superfriends, and flying kittens. You can see examples of his internet hackery at youtube.com/shyaporn.
